Prentice Announces Blockbuster Trade

AP-- In a surprise move, Prentice Women's Hospital has engineered a trade to acquire highly-coveted free agent preemie Tiegan Lambert in return for a baby to be named later. Speaking on behalf of her client, Lambert's agent said that, while Lambert will miss the exceptional staff at Children's, he is looking forward to a quieter, more spacious environment at Prentice where he can "focus on what he needs to do: grow". The deal was announced earlier today following several days of negotiations, and Lambert is expected to join the Prentice team this evening.